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01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Re-post this if you believe love makes a marriage.
Very amusing post. I find intolerence to homosexuality baffling. Here in Britain we have gay marriage and the law passed without so much as a raised eyebrow. The mind set of the homophobe I find truly alien. I just don’t get it!
As the previous commenter, I think you have good points there. People should all have the same rights. I don’t quite understand the point of being anti-gay.
Well, my reasons for being against gay marriages are somewhat different to yours; Mine pretty much stem from my being a Christian.
Hi David,
Greetings from Manila Philippines
You just pointed 10 strong points on this issue and honestly, I think I have had a change of position on this gay marriage phenomenon (well, just for a while.)
Being around with a lot of gay friends (school and office), I think that love exits in their own kind of relationship though. I came from a very conservative country, I am catholic but I am not against gay marriage .
Well, just my humble opinion.
Cheers to you!
I dont see any reason why two men shouldnt have the same rights as a man and a woman….
I agree with you
Did you guys read all of these reasons, I think it’s a joke like the rest of the blog posts here. Lighten up and laugh.
yep. dont take it seriously. it is posted under “fun”.
1. Being Gay is not Natural- So what? When has amything in this World been Natural, War and Poverty isn’t Natural, It still happens though.
2. Why Would Gay Marriage encourage People to be Gay? They would get the Same Rights if They had a Straight marriage, So why choose the Gay option?
3. Oh Yes, The World will End when Dogs start getting Married.
4. Straight Marriage has changed, Women aren’t Property, Blacks DO Marry Whites and Divorce is Legal.
5. Straight Marriage isn’t really meaningful Nowadays anyway, The words ‘Will You Marry me’ are getting thrown around on a Daily Basis, Especially now That getting Divorced has been made easier.
6. The majority of Straight people will Give the World Children, What about the Children in Foster Homes who need adopting, But noone will Foster them because they already have their OWN Children.
Anyway if Anything, Lots of Countries are Being Overpopulated, Take China For example, A One Child Rule has now been enforced.
7. Gay Parents won’t necessarily raise Gay Children, Straight people don’t just raise Straight Children, How do you think Homosexuality came around in the First place?
8. Gay people can’t help the Way They are, Religion shouldn’t Stop them from being Happy.
9. Single Parents can raise Children just as Well as Couples, It’s a Fact.
10. We’ll get used to It, It’s not exactly a Groundbreaking change.
This is a Joke, There is no Substance to your argument.
Unlike most of these people who are blinded by their “Liberal morales” I agree 100% with you…. glad someone is willing to say it
Number 5 was my favorite.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Re-post this if you believe love makes a marriage.
sooo very true
Hahaha..Clearly this post is a joke. I am married to David Paul Robinson and I do believe that love makes a marriage. Lighten up guys !